Becoz of Global Warming

On my recent trip to Matheran (I’ll elaborate on this trip later, if I get time), me n my friends came up with a truly original theory. Now this theory is prolly a result of the fact that our brains are devoted to inane matters most of the time, and due the utter boredom that ensues some magnificently weird ideas sometimes pop into our heads. Now you can think of this as a central characteristic of the blog. And as u might have guessed digressions are another characteristic.
OK now back to what im supposed to be rambling on about.....

What we discovered is that the answer to all problems, all vices, all troubles can be traced back to one common source. This antecedent lies at the kernel of all that is wrong with the world. What is this venom... this poison that’s infected our planet u ask??

I’ll put an end to the suspense (which the title to this post has already killed)…. its GLOBAL WARMING. Yes, i mean "the increase in the average temperature of the Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-twentieth century, and its projected continuation." (As defined by Wikipedia)

Dont be so surprised, think about it for a bit...

Whats the cause of World Hunger.... no not Politics, its Global Warming
Whats causing mass extinction... Deforestation u say?? WRONG its Global Warming
Whats causing the oil crisis... yes u guessed it... Global Warming
Who stole the cookie from the cookie Jar... Global warming

Yes, you are now beginning to understand our views, aren't you? When u think about it, the logic is actually sound. So if there’s a problem for which you have no cause, blame Global Warming.

Well my job here is done; I have spread awareness on this matter. The rest is now up to you…..

PS: This entire post was complete non-sense, n if you truly believe this, for lack of a more apt word, this gibberish then … well Good for you. I’m sure you will win the Nobel Prize soon :)